Dog Training / Therapy Dog Handler

The police stop a senior citizen early in the morning for driving erratically; they ask why he is out so late at night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, relationships as well as smoking and staying out late.” Curious, the officer asks, “Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies with a sheepish grin, “my wife.”