Funny Police Stories – A Blonde and a K9 Officer

Funny Police Stories

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!’

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  1. You’re probably going to need some military background, so I would suggest the marines or the army. You’re going to need to know how to fight or handle a situation. If not that, then you’re going to need to know (obviously) how to fire a weapon, so I would suggest going to a shooting range and practicing. ask around, maybe someone knows where to go to practice. The type of education you’re going to need would probably be a high school diploma (obviously) and perhaps some college degrees would help you on the way. Every job always hires well educated people or ex-military personnel. They like smart people and they like physically fit people.

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