I don't claim in any way to be the author of any of these but I do like them.

• "God believes in separation of church and state, it's call the Rapture!"
  
  
• "If you find a job you like you won't work a day in your life."
  
  
• "Men love who they are attracted to, woman are attracted to whom they love."
  
  
• "It's how you look, not how GOOD you look that counts. There is a man out there who will love the way you look."
  
  
• "Someone who is nice to me, but not nice to the waiter is NOT a nice person."
  
  
• "Any day above ground is a good day."
  
  
• "want to know what your spouse thinks? Answer the question yourself and the complete opposite is what your spouse would think."
  
  
• "My Brilliance is the only thing that overshadows my humility!"
  

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