Why Your Mother Warned You Not to Date Police Officers

This is why your mother told you not to date police officers

After my shift on my Friday (that would be Tuesday to anyone else) I went on a date with a women I met recently. We met at a nice restaurant in town and things seemed to go really great. Since it was early we decided to go to the beach and  take a walk on the boardwalk. As we walked to my car things seemed to be going so well. Trying to make a good impression I opened the car door for her but as she started to get in out of habit (and training) I pushed down on her head….