Last night while on patrol I conducted a traffic stop for a moving violation. After contacting the African-American female driver and conducting a record check I decided to ask for consent to search her car based on her (numerous) prior drug convictions. During the search, I find 40 boxes of pseudoephedrine hidden underneath the spare […]
Sort of like the ‘Murphy’s’ Law, as it applies to Law Enforcement. My apologies if this has been posted before. 1. ‘Bullet Proof’ vests aren’t. 2. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too. 3. The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely […]
This is why your mother told you not to date police officers After my shift on my Friday (that would be Tuesday to anyone else) I went on a date with a women I met recently. We met at a nice restaurant in town and things seemed to go really great. Since it was early we decided […]
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” 2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” 3. “If you take your hands […]
The police stop a senior citizen early in the morning for driving erratically; they ask why he is out so late at night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, relationships as well as smoking and staying out late.” […]
Funny Police Stories Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house […]