How to Tell Where a Cop Works

Narcotics -Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to. -Start watching every episode of Monster Garage. -Buy a biker wallet with a big chain. -Make every case involve overtime $$$. -Buy bunches of boats, RV’s, and motorcycles with that overtime. -Learn to play golf drunk. SWAT -Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots …

The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. ‘I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a …

Two Lists

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. …

Interesting Sayings

I don’t claim in any way to be the author of any of these but I do like them. “God believes in separation of church and state, it’s call the Rapture!” “If you find a job you like you won’t work a day in your life.” “Men love who they are attracted to, woman are …

Birth Year Information

CLICK ON THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN, AND READ THE NEWS FOR THAT YEAR. 1900_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1900.html ) _1901_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1901.html  _1902_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1902.html ) _1903_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1903.html  ) _1904_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1904.html ) _1905_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1905.html  ) _1906_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1906.html ) _1907_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1907.html  _1908_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1908.html ) _1909_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1909.html ) _1910_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1910.html ) _1911_ (  http://www.infoplease.com/year/1911.html ) _1912_ ( http://www.infoplease.com/year/1912.html  ) _1913_ ( http://www.infopleasecom/year/1913.html  ) _1914_ …

Funny Things Kids Say

POLICE # 1 : While taking a routine vandalism report at an  elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.  Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should …